Outsourcing, Ride the Wave Options

[Ross Russell]

So, you were stupid enough to actually hire employees.

Em***kingployees?

What kind of idiot ***king company has employees these days?

But don't fret.

You can outsource your word processing center function to us and have zero employees, i.e. you can wash your hands of all your past sins and become completely

EmployeeLess ™

BitchLess Staffing ™ will come into your work place,
kill all of those old, ugly, diseased employees leaving dead skin everywhere
and replace them with one of our custom designed word processing center stores; staffed with young, good looking, bubble-butt, White, turnable, Straight Boyz (unless of course you are into Blacks and Dominicans).

We guarantee you a 100% Beauch Free Word Processing Center Store,
no employee related taxes,
no retirement burden,
no sex discrimination suits,
no racial discrimination suits,
no employees.

[Ross Russell]

AND IN RELATION TO INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY

Let's face it,

Is there anyone remotely DO-able on your IT staff?

We will WIPE your IT department clean of smelly over weight nerds and replace them with an employee-owned IT Store chock full of six-packed bubble butt boyz you will be masturbating over for years to come.