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All Men Are Temps (tm), Pimping Sperm Chuckers |
Ms Macaw |
Feb 23 2004, 04:38 PM [ Post
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Newbie Group: TCNYC Posts: 6 Joined: 23-February 04 Member No.: 22 |
All Men Are Temps Forum T -Shirts and Mugs The days when a girl could depend on one man are long gone. Today, you need to create a LLC and have a collection of mens under contract, just for the bare necessities. Here is my suggested listing of the minimum amount of mens a girl needs to get by these days: 1. Minimum of One Lawyer. Everybody needs at least one lawyer and have you seen what lawyers charge these days? 2. Minimum of One Doctor, think private healthcare plan 3. At least two mens who know construction. You are always going have a need for maintenance and construction work, so you got to have at least two mens who can do construction. 4. Two good looking dumb guys who never went to college. We all know that a man's value in bed DECREASES with the number of degrees he gets. There is something about an education that just turns men GAY. So, we all have to have at least two good looking dumb guys on payroll. Lookit, Instead of thinking about finding the right GUY (as in singular) like your tired ass grandma, think TEMP AGENCY. As the head of your own temp agency, you can have a COLLECTION OF MENs on payroll, get half of what they ALL make and you don't even have to put out. Start Your Own Temporary Help Agency - start pimping some sperm chuckers even if you actually love a guy, the odds are he's still gonna die on ya! Marilyn and some of her temps Temps Are A Girl's Best Friend A wedding band on the finger may be quite continental But temps are a girl's best friend. A marriage license may be grand, But it won't pay the rental on your humble flat or help You at the automat Marriages grown cold as girls grow old, And we all lose our charms in the end. But square-cut or pear-shape, These guys don't lose their shape Temps! Temps! Temps! are a girl's best friend. -------------------- Ms Macaw
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Mar 3 2004, 02:44 PM [ Post
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Christopher Paige Group: Admin Posts: 2362 Joined: 20-February 03 Member No.: 2 |
Well, I'm not a Girl, but I have a collection of men under contract to my Relationship LLC ®.
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