Morgan Lewis' Living Dead WP Operators Options

[Peter Everhard]

I happen to know that Morgan Lewis is a top tier law firm because I read it everywhere.

However, the only way I see that Morgan Lewis can be a top tier law firm is if all of its serious word processing work is being done by its secretaries. Because, Morgan Lewis' WP Center looks like the cast of one of those day of the dead movies.

I cringed at the thought of going to Morgan Lewis recently because the last time I was there there was this Pregnant Caribbean Supervisor (and some other Carib) who clearly had no clue. A lawyer came into the Center looking for the symbol used by the medical profession and none of the nuts had any clue as to how to get it. I suggest that they search Google Image for Medicine; someone did and found the symbol. Now, when the attorney comes into the center looking for the symbol, the Carib Supervisor pointed to a another Temp and told the Attorney that the other temp found the symbol and that he was an internet expert.

Apparently, that nut job is no longer at Morgan Lewis but, as is always the case with Caribs, the word is that she has merely gone on to funk up another law firm's Center.

I don't believe that there is anyone in Morgan Lewis's WP Center who is under 40, possibly there is no one in it under 50.

There is this one Asian thing working at night who has mastered the Art of talking for hours without actually saying anything. This guy came over to me and started talking and after about 20 minutes I was still waiting for him to actually say something. I spent about two hours doing revisions on a document and then Asian Thang came over and said he would generate the table of content. Asian Thang ran some routine that not only did not generate the Table of Content, but it actually erased everything in heading style "Heading 2" in the document. Asian Thang then comes over to me and ask me if I had deleted all of the text in all of the Heading 2 styles in the document. This is the kind of brain damage in Morgan Lewis' WP Center. A fool wipes out everything in the document that was formated in the Heading 2 style and then he ask me if I just deleted the stuff.

I just find it impossible that Morgan Lewis can get anything done with the people it has in its Center, since they all LOOK over retirement age would the firm be much better off if it just paid all of them to stay home? And remember, Morgan Lewis is the law firm that had this round the clock input into an Excel database only to have some PERM Morgan Lewis person (who didn't know Excel) attempt to sort the database and essentially screwed it up to the point where the whole database had to be inputted again from scratch.